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GROVE CITY, OH — In a rousing display of modern irony, local resident Kelly M. logged onto Facebook Thursday evening to deliver a scathing monologue about the evils of giant corporations, moments before tagging three friends and checking Marketplace for discounted patio furniture. “I just think it’s disgusting how these big companies exploit people and take over communities,” Kelly typed, her fingers smudged with Raising Cane sauce. “We all need to stand up and support small business.” ...

GROVE CITY, OH — A Facebook post in Grove City Connect left readers stunned and emotionally off-balance Thursday after a lengthy, punctuation-free message from local resident Gina M. failed to convey… well, anything, really. The original post, which has since racked up 87 comments, read in full: so if your gonna be their then it’s like ok but your not when you said you was so like idk why ppl got to start stufft like that but I herd from someone who’s close too them that there not even aloud to say nothing bc the other thing that happened and ya’ll no what I mean if not then ok but I’m just sayin not tryin 2 start drama just bein honest cause it be what it be but ur the one who’s always got somehin too say and still hasn’t gave back my tarp ...