Social Media

GROVE CITY, OH — In a bold but widely expected move, Grove City Community Facebook Group has announced it will officially rebrand as Lost & Found & Found Again, reflecting its primary use: reporting the whereabouts of various pets, packages, and patio cushions. Sources confirm that as of this morning, the top posts were: Lost dog (tan, maybe brown, possibly named Waffles) Found dog (not Waffles) Lost package from Amazon, possibly stolen, definitely disappointing Found cat — possibly wild, possibly angry Lost package (again, Amazon, again mysterious) “Whose dog is this?” (photo attached, blurry, definitely not a dog) Found flip-flop on Alkire — “not mine but seems friendly” “Mechanic ??” - possibly about a missing mechanic. Found dog (it’s Waffles!), but got away “I came here for city updates,” said local user Denise R., “and now I’m emotionally invested in a missing ferret named Buttons.” ...

GROVE CITY — In a bold show of efficiency over the most microscopic amount of effort, a local Facebook group member once again typed the ceremonial phrase “Please delete if not allowed” rather than scrolling the three-quarters of an inch required to view the prominently pinned group rules. The group rules, which consist of three bullet points (“No ads,” “No politics,” and “Be normal”), were positioned directly above the post in question. ...