GROVE CITY, OH — A Facebook post in Grove City Connect left readers stunned and emotionally off-balance Thursday after a lengthy, punctuation-free message from local resident Gina M. failed to convey… well, anything, really.
The original post, which has since racked up 87 comments, read in full:
so if your gonna be their then it’s like ok but your not when you said you was so like idk why ppl got to start stufft like that but I herd from someone who’s close too them that there not even aloud to say nothing bc the other thing that happened and ya’ll no what I mean if not then ok but I’m just sayin not tryin 2 start drama just bein honest cause it be what it be but ur the one who’s always got somehin too say and still hasn’t gave back my tarp
Within minutes, the post had gathered a range of confused reactions, including 12 “likes,” four “cares,” a laugh emoji, and one angry react from someone who possibly understood it.
“I think she’s talking about the garage thing,” said one commenter, while another theorized it might be about a church bake sale.
A team of graduate linguists from Ohio State spent 6 hours analyzing the post before unanimously concluding: ‘Yeah, no.’
At press time, Gina updated the post with “nvm yall no who you are anyway I said wut I said,” prompting a fresh thread of 53 comments, four accusations, two vague threats, and someone offering to bring chili (no one asked for chili). Little Theater Off Broadway has expressed interest in adapting the post into a one-woman show.
