GROVE CITY, OH — In a bold but widely expected move, Grove City Community Facebook Group has announced it will officially rebrand as Lost & Found & Found Again, reflecting its primary use: reporting the whereabouts of various pets, packages, and patio cushions.
Sources confirm that as of this morning, the top posts were:
- Lost dog (tan, maybe brown, possibly named Waffles)
- Found dog (not Waffles)
- Lost package from Amazon, possibly stolen, definitely disappointing
- Found cat — possibly wild, possibly angry
- Lost package (again, Amazon, again mysterious)
- “Whose dog is this?” (photo attached, blurry, definitely not a dog)
- Found flip-flop on Alkire — “not mine but seems friendly”
- “Mechanic ??” - possibly about a missing mechanic.
- Found dog (it’s Waffles!), but got away
“I came here for city updates,” said local user Denise R., “and now I’m emotionally invested in a missing ferret named Buttons.”
Page moderator Tina C. confirmed that 90% of traffic now comes from people looking for animals they’ve never met but are spiritually connected to.
“We don’t even ask questions anymore,” she said. “We just comment ‘Following’ and hope for a happy reunion or at least a blurry Ring video.”
At press time, someone had posted a photo of a random turtle with the caption: “Not mine. Is this anyone’s?” and 42 people had liked it.
