Man angrily typing a review while surrounded by dog hair

Local Reviewer Furious Over Hair, Calmly Drives Home to Sit in Dog Filth

GROVE CITY — A local man left a scathing one-star Yelp review Monday after discovering a single hair in his food, then immediately got into his car and drove home to an environment experts describe as “wall-to-wall dog residue.” The reviewer, who owns three dogs and refers to them collectively as “the boys,” expressed shock and betrayal at the presence of a lone hair in an otherwise edible meal, calling it “unacceptable,” “vile,” and “a clear sign no one cares anymore.” ...

February 17, 2026 · 2 min · 380 words · Editor-in-chief, Grove City Growler
Angry man in a car at a fast food drive-thru

Man Who Eats Fast Food Daily Shocked Fast Food Still Exists

GROVE CITY, OH — Local man Gary M., 58, once again expressed outrage this week after being mildly inconvenienced by the exact experience he willingly chooses every single day. “There were only two people working,” Gary barked into his steering wheel. “Back in my day, you had five kids on the grill, three on the register, and at least two adults with master’s degrees as managers. That’s how you run a restaurant.” ...

December 16, 2025 · 2 min · 256 words · Editor-in-chief, Grove City Growler