A paper assignment that's generally incoherent with lots of mistakes and red ink.

A Handy Guide to Make Sure Your Posts Stop Hurting Everyone's Eyes

GROVE CITY, OH — It’s a new year. A fresh start. A clean slate. A time for bold resolutions like “I’m going to post fewer blurry screenshots” or “I’m going to stop writing Facebook statuses like I’m fighting my keyboard.” You’ve learned to type. Truly. We’re proud of you. Unfortunately, the rest of us still have to read what comes out. So here’s a friendly, slightly judgmental New Year’s resolution guide to help your posts look less like they were written in the Stringtown Road Kroger parking lot at 9:47 pm. ...

January 20, 2026 · 4 min · 688 words · Editor-in-chief, Grove City Growler