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Woman Declares 'Tipping Culture Is Out of Control,' Buys Cat a Heated Car Seat and Matching Balaclava

THE PINNACLE — Local resident Melissa D., 38, took to Facebook this week to decry what she calls the “tipping epidemic,” after being mildly inconvenienced by the presence of a tip screen at her local smoothie shop. “Everyone wants a handout these days,” she posted, shortly after purchasing a $329 heated car seat and a custom-knit alpaca balaclava for her cat, Mr. Niblet, who famously “doesn’t like drafts or eye contact.” ...

August 26, 2025 · 2 min · 249 words · Editor-in-chief, Grove City Growler
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Firework Complaint Season Begins As Dogs Panic, Owners Overreact, and Gary From Down the Street Lights M-80s at 2AM

GROVE CITY, OH — As July approaches, Grove City enters its annual tradition of explosive noise, trembling dogs, emotional Facebook posts, and one guy named Gary who believes true freedom requires lighting military-grade fireworks every night until Labor Day. Local dogs have begun their standard evasive maneuvers — hiding under couches, crawling into hampers, and vanishing behind toilets — while their humans prepare social media drafts titled “Please Think of the Fur Babies” and “Your Fireworks Are a Personal Attack on My Rescue Puggle.” ...

June 24, 2025 · 2 min · 306 words · Editor-in-chief, Grove City Growler