Experts Warn: Too Much Politics May Lead to More Politics
GROVE CITY, OH — A newly released report from the Center for Political Politics has concluded that increased exposure to politics may cause dangerously high levels of additional politics. “We found a strong, consistent correlation between politics and more politics,” said Dr. Janice Wetherby, lead researcher and part-time sigh enthusiast. “In some cases, individuals who engaged in politics more than three times a day began experiencing symptoms of chronic politics — such as arguing with their toaster, posting memes about senators, or starting podcasts.” ...