
Woman Confused Why Everyone Doesn’t Park in Clearly Labeled VIP Zone Marked 'FIRE LANE'
GROVE CITY, OH — Area shopper Denise W. expressed genuine confusion this week after once again pulling her SUV directly into the yellow-painted, stencil-labeled fire lane in front of a local Kroger. “I mean, it says FIRE LANE in all caps,” she explained, arms full of discounted Hamburger Helper. “That clearly means it’s for the most important customers. It’s right next to the entrance, too. Why would I park way out there by the cart corral like some kind of loser?” ...